while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub
by CAPTAIN HAPPY TITS May 16, 2010

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
by pstage May 13, 2008

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.
Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!
by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006

by JThungstrom July 10, 2006

A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.
Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
by buttpirateee101 August 23, 2009
