gnomes homes

gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"

by Frosty Grego March 7, 2008

garden gnome

What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"

Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!

by blizard29 August 28, 2009

gnome hunting

the act of stealing a gnome from some ones lawn

dude...i wanna go gnome hunting tonight

by pyro_genius December 31, 2007

Blumpkin Gnome

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.

while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.

by goodespanol February 13, 2008

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Sock Gnomes

The tiny little beings that steal the other sock from the dryer. They prefer left socks, but right will do.

"Where did my sock go?"
"The sock gnomes took it."

by Helen and Elizabeth July 25, 2008

underpants gnome

did you ever loose a pair of underpants? well those damn underpants gnomes come and steal them in order of world domination...of the underpants world.

Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwEEk18793&*%$$#! June 5, 2003