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Gentleman Whore

To put simply, a gentleman whore is exactly like a man whore, except a gentleman whore holds himself with considerably more class than his other male counterpart. He is distinguished, charming, and does nothing but respect the women he is with or around. There are only two circumstances inwhich a woman can differentiate between a gentleman whore and a gentleman. That occurs when A) she finds out by engaging in coitus, or B) the gentleman whore is ousted by one of her friends who has already had relations with the gentleman whore in question.
1) "I slept with him because he was so funny and charming and I thought he would date me. He respected me! He acted like he cared! He was such a gentleman! I can't believe he turned out to be a Gentleman Whore!"
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Gentleman of the night 

Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.
I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)

gentleman's chode 

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.
"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"
gentleman's chode by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008

Gentleman's beverage 

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.
"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

Gentleman's Cocoa 

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.
Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"
Gentleman's Cocoa by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009

Gentleman's Five 

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
Gentleman's Five by Vasis March 24, 2011

Gentleman's Trifecta 

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.
Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.