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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
mugGet the The Funky Panthermug.

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.
Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.
by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012
mugGet the Funky Possummug.

Duncannon Funky

Whilst tittie fuckin your bitch, take a dookie hot carl on her belly, then de-saddle, grab a turd, proceed to draw a heart with an arrow on her torso. Usually performed in conjunction with the Marysville Twist.
A good night in Harrisburg Pennsylvania means Duncannon Funkies topped off with a Marysville Twist......DQ style.
by Teddy Peg-that-Ass October 3, 2004
mugGet the Duncannon Funkymug.

funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart
by angelaluv69 February 19, 2015
mugGet the funky mufflermug.

funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.
"do the funky hedge now!!"
by pheeble October 4, 2009
mugGet the funky hedgemug.

Creeper Funky

A new phrase created by Chad.
"But you also have a tendency to get creeper funky, so tonight better watch out.
by Scared..... January 9, 2011
mugGet the Creeper Funkymug.

funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration
Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!
by Supafastboi August 24, 2017
mugGet the funky lightmug.

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