When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."
by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010
Get the Black Bean Fiesta mug.A Mexican slang term for rich, spoiled girls (rich boys are also included). Fresas talk diferently than lower class people, making their speech distinct. Fresas can be super sweet and humble even though they are rich or they can be stuck up, spoiled, bratty girls. They are part of all high class population throught the whole Mexican country. Other latin american countries have started using the slang.
by Midnight Quesadilla January 6, 2015
Get the fresa mug.1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009
Get the dingleberry fiesta mug.When your sister or female family member thinks she’s the shit and always brags about how well her life is going.
Most times they are spoiled
Most times they are spoiled
by greenglue December 28, 2022
Get the La Niña fresa mug.A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.
A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.
A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.
A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.
by vharron November 11, 2010
Get the freetard mug.The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.
Also could be called a Fire Starter
Also could be called a Fire Starter
by Null February 9, 2004
Get the firestarter mug.The hordes of Mexican women emigrating with their corrupt families to the United States (El Paso, Texas) as a result of the ever increasing violence in their third world country. Also, known to escape persecution from certain drug lords because of their families involvement.
A shy breed, they usually stick to themselves and keep social circles with what they deem as upper class. They have been known to mingle with 'common folk' (e.g. economically lower ranked individuals) because in most cases that is their valid form but since they are highly selective of who they fraternize with they'll never admit it.
In it's environment, they seem to frequent discount clothing stores such as Ross or Marshall's and seem to be a frugal
type since their three shopping carts are full of goods; it has been said that they'll take these goods and sell
them for twice as much.
In appearance, they pride themselves on their looks & unique way of speaking and are usually about a million times better looking, fit & dressed than their El Paso sisters, so they think.
Their attitudes range from conceited to simply not acknowledging the fact that you are alive and if they do address you, they will usually greet you with, "Joven". If you happen to get the attention of this particular breed they will run you off the streets with their Hummers, which are usually adorned with an off green (in some instances, yellow) Chihuahua state license plate while blaring Belanova or some kind of Mexican pop they tend to call music.
Mating rituals are year round and are seen in some academic institutions such as El Paso Community College but mostly at the University of Texas of El Paso, where the haze over the Liberal Arts building is a sure indication and physical sign of the female's need to reproduce. When selecting a mate, they seem to go for lighter skinned males with a unusual surname that is pronounced in Spanish. These males usually descend from well-to-do families and is complete replica of the said breed in male form. The average male does not have enough money or power to attract the attention of this breed. Upon mating, these two will eventually go on to get married, experience a long marriage even though their husbands commit in extramarital affairs but as long as a steady flow of Coach purses & Bebe apparel keep flowing in they will be content with their situation.
The Fresa, will live a long and happy life. Osea, guey, no mames!
A shy breed, they usually stick to themselves and keep social circles with what they deem as upper class. They have been known to mingle with 'common folk' (e.g. economically lower ranked individuals) because in most cases that is their valid form but since they are highly selective of who they fraternize with they'll never admit it.
In it's environment, they seem to frequent discount clothing stores such as Ross or Marshall's and seem to be a frugal
type since their three shopping carts are full of goods; it has been said that they'll take these goods and sell
them for twice as much.
In appearance, they pride themselves on their looks & unique way of speaking and are usually about a million times better looking, fit & dressed than their El Paso sisters, so they think.
Their attitudes range from conceited to simply not acknowledging the fact that you are alive and if they do address you, they will usually greet you with, "Joven". If you happen to get the attention of this particular breed they will run you off the streets with their Hummers, which are usually adorned with an off green (in some instances, yellow) Chihuahua state license plate while blaring Belanova or some kind of Mexican pop they tend to call music.
Mating rituals are year round and are seen in some academic institutions such as El Paso Community College but mostly at the University of Texas of El Paso, where the haze over the Liberal Arts building is a sure indication and physical sign of the female's need to reproduce. When selecting a mate, they seem to go for lighter skinned males with a unusual surname that is pronounced in Spanish. These males usually descend from well-to-do families and is complete replica of the said breed in male form. The average male does not have enough money or power to attract the attention of this breed. Upon mating, these two will eventually go on to get married, experience a long marriage even though their husbands commit in extramarital affairs but as long as a steady flow of Coach purses & Bebe apparel keep flowing in they will be content with their situation.
The Fresa, will live a long and happy life. Osea, guey, no mames!
Fresas are better than you & I.
"1914 is full of Fresas tonight!"
"Osea, soy de Chihuahua, guey! Osea."
Tecathursdays usually are frequented by Fresas & such.
"1914 is full of Fresas tonight!"
"Osea, soy de Chihuahua, guey! Osea."
Tecathursdays usually are frequented by Fresas & such.
by lovehaterelationship January 13, 2009
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