ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017

zute flute

a bong, something to get zooted/high with

You ain't looking too good today, hittin up the zute flute already?

by JettingVan May 21, 2011

Flute Fairy

Someone who identifies as male enjoys the act of preforming felatio on a penis.

Person 1: "Did you see Chris the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went home with that guy, he's such a flute fairy."

by BibongBoi May 10, 2023

Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019