flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.

Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”

by Unichrome January 20, 2018

Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.

Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."

by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018

Flossing

To drive fast, or to weave at high rate of speeds in traffic or in life.

That nigga is flossing through traffic

by Daddy69999 December 22, 2018

Flossing

After someone has dooked in your mouth, you then push the dookie through the gaps of your teeth

That girl I banged last night was totally into flossing!

by Ksksksks26 June 6, 2020

flossing

doing cocaine

Ima hit the bathroom flossing real quick

by life is fast July 29, 2020

Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!

by The7Guy August 18, 2020