Schrödinger’s Flirt

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)

Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022

sumo-flirting

When two people want to flirt, but neither one makes the first move. Instead of making a move, they both try to force the other into making the first move, like sumo wrestlers trying to force each other out of the ring.

Jane: Kate and I are so into each other but neither of us have the guts to say it! We were trying to make each other admit it at the party!
Brad: Sounds like you two were sumo-flirting!

by Hat_Owl July 20, 2015

Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.

girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!

by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011

Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching

Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.

by Kathrine West August 19, 2015

flirt hag

A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.

Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"

Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"

by paus_rokoko January 14, 2009

flirt dance

When a girl wants to grind on a boy but the girl doesn't want to so she dances with another guy to make the boy she originally wanted to dance with jealous to the point he wants to dance with the girl.

Jason didn't want to dance with me but I flirt danced with him by grinding on Danny. He soooo wanted me afterward. heh.

by JJMacfaye May 19, 2007

Man Flirting

A man talking to another man he's never met about common interests,business, or just to impress with the intent of becoming friends, usually leading in the exchange of phone numbers and/or business information.

That construction worker was totally just man flirting with that electrician about his truck.

by likemyorbs May 31, 2009