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Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*
by JonnyBGoodwin October 1, 2010
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Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011
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Five paragraph ramble

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011
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creep five

A variant of the traditional hi five where the deliverer of the hand slap forces a finger interlock, leaving the unsuspecting recipient creeped out
"Hey dude, did you check out AJ finger raping that chick with the creep five?"
by JayEL November 3, 2012
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five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.
by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014
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sticky five

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then slapping someone in the face with the same hand.
by Living_dead_gurrrl March 24, 2016
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Cum High Five Me

When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.
Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.
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