Fionna

A creature with ogre-like characteristics and displays long, ratty, fire engine red hair. This creature is unable to fit in small showers and wears a size 22 shoe. Unlike regular human beings, this creature is incapable of making their own decisions, therefore follows several people around like a lost puppy. Since this creature cannot make their own decisions, they often display seperation anxiety and may ask people several questions. This creature also has a tendency to be attracted to the same sex and excrete large amounts of sweat.

"OooOOhhh look at you hot momma" - Fionna

"Fionna, I feel uncomfortable when you look at me that way"- Normal human being

by Kiley Liverston March 26, 2011

Fiona

A stuck up bitch who may be pretty on the outside but ugly af on the inside. She loves making people hate themselves

Person1: this chick is being rude and bullying everyone

Person2: what a bitch she must be a Fiona

by That_cheese_lord November 9, 2019

Fiona

An absolute numpftie

Wow Fiona really shanked that definition again, what a numpftie

by numpftie74 January 29, 2020

Princess Fiona

A virgin (i.e. rum free) Pina Colada, named after the character from Shrek.

They sat around drinking Princess Fionas, pretending to get tipsy.

by Mumberthrax Junior December 9, 2008

Fiona

A stuck-up hoe/slut who loves to suck dick and is always William to give blowjobs to anybody who doesn't have a small dick or is willing to give something in return

Damn. That girl fiona give the best blowjobs ever!!

by kingboss81 October 8, 2017

Fiona

n. Slang for Librarian.

"None of those Fionas at the library would help me out."

"I heard she was a working as a Fiona."

by librarian987 May 22, 2010

Fiona

a bitchy young girl who thinks she is superior to all others. she may be pretty, but no one really likes to hangout with her

yeah she thinks shes better than everyone else,shes such a fiona!

by hater of fiona December 17, 2010