when your at a friends, a relatives, or even your girlfriends and they have to leave the house for some reason and your all alone and you rub one out and when they get back they dont know (sometimes they have a suspicion and look for clues) because u dont leave a stain, tissue and not even the internet history or even a boner when they meet you unexpectly
grannys tried to catch me slippin with her fast hd laptop and her nice guest bedroom with a kleenex box conviently placed on the nightstand but little does she know ima no trace fapper
by the dead truth January 13, 2013
Get the no trace fapmug. A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.
Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
by W1N5T0N52 May 15, 2015
Get the Fap Godmug. It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.
by Raleigh Antrobus January 17, 2013
Get the Suicide Fapmug. The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
Get the fap attackmug. The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.
Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...
by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010
Get the Fap Fingersmug. Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021
Get the Fap Blockermug. A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...
The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.
The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.
Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"
by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016
Get the Combat Fapmug.