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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Eyebrows

Eyebrows aka whatever or leave it or gone
Person 1:yo we g
Person 2 :yeah it’s eyebrows
by Bigbrr May 16, 2021
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eyebrow

Ava eyebrow is probably one of the most important members of THE pentagon and was part of the ancient group before the birth of the pyramid. she is the greatest protector one friend could need and loves cherry vodka. thank the lord for dear ava eyebrow
Ava eyebrow is so fun to hang out with, her, jorts, zosia and I had a lit crazy movie last night.
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...
by MamaStella January 29, 2018
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eats eyebrows

an eats eybrowse akhdak is samoner who licks lariola toe cheese and is pagnita. my fried urdadispergint has very amazdig defenitio for pagit, yo blow up like baboon. is a furri and has a kawaii fursuit. is a proffesional griddy-er AND is a mod on an amazibg discoed servera.
by uwuslayqueenyas August 30, 2023
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mom eyebrows

Expressive eyebrows typically found on a mom
Dude you have mom eyebrows
by Fatgirl_623 December 27, 2022
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bet. Eyebrow!

when you place a bet saying "bet" a person will respond with "eyebrow" this means that if you loose such bet you have to cut off your eyebrow.
Dude Tom is hella gonna fines you
Bet. Eyebrow!
by Pseudonymcchs August 26, 2017
mugGet the bet. Eyebrow!mug.

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