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Evangelist

Usually reffered to define a religious creed, it can also be used in Italy to define a Homosexual with phsychiatric problems
Poor Davide, I recently found out he's an evangelist....
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Evangelical atheist

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI
by An evangelical atheist February 20, 2009
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evangelion

Short for "Neon Genesis" Evangelion which to be completely honest is a load of Japanese ripoff horseshit.
Most of the time the series progression is like watching paint dry and the movie was GOOD IF you liked having seziures.

Failed attempts to be original include some 'cool robots', blood, 'hot' 14 year old girls, terribly stupid references to the dead sea scrolls and screaming. ...REALLY not worth your time.
FAN: YAY ANIME! BEST ANIME EVER! SO AMAZING AND WILD AND PEOPLE JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT!

Someone else: I take it you've never watched 2001: A Space Odyssey? Do you even know who Stanley Kubrick IS?
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evangeleen

evangeleen stands for true friend, one you can 100% rely on when your down, they are special but sensitive. they want to be heard and seen for who they truest are. they want to loved and cared for. although sometimes they are difficult to handle and have a little attitude they will be there no matter what, even if they’re down they will push it away to make you feel okay, they are true.
hi i’m evangeleen.
by Evangeleen November 23, 2021
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neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis is an anime. made in 1994 featuring the weird ass main character named shinji ikari, who harasses women.
neon genesis evangelion fans are usually virgins with zero friends
person 1: hi im a neon genesis evangelion fan
person 2: ew dont talk to me loser
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neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis evangelion is a popular anime, featuring the weird ass main character, shinji akari

a neon genesis evangelion fan is also known as a virgin with no friends.
these beings are usually found indoors and have never seen the light of day, or touched grass.
person 1: hey, im a neon genesis evangelion fan!
person 2: ew. dont talk to me, loser
by karmz April 3, 2022
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!
by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011
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