neon genesis evangelion fan 

neon genesis evangelion is a popular anime, featuring the weird ass main character, shinji akari

a neon genesis evangelion fan is also known as a virgin with no friends.
these beings are usually found indoors and have never seen the light of day, or touched grass.

person 1: hey, im a neon genesis evangelion fan!
person 2: ew. dont talk to me, loser

neon genesis evangelion fan by karmz April 3, 2022

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

Evangelical Apatheist by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011

Evangelical Protestant 

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

Evangelical Protestant by bushlight December 27, 2018

Evangelicals 

“Christians” who worship politics.

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.

Evangelicals by akt858 January 23, 2021

evangelinethegemini

the best coolest, sexiest, hottest mutual ever

wow evangelinethegemini is so cool.

evangelinethegemini by ftdtslut June 24, 2021

evangelena 

Evangelena is a kind and loyal person. She will break anyone in half if they betray her family or friends but as long as you are kind to her and then she is the sweetest person you will meet.

Person one: Wow, there’s Evangelena she’s so nice.
Person two: yeah but not if your rude to her friends.
Person one: Yeah she’s just loyal.

evangelena by evilangelena November 23, 2021

Evangelisa 

Smart and artistic. An empath with a big heart. Sensitive though they don't show it very well. Shy and timid. Tend to distance themselves. Hates being lonely. Changes with the seasons. Very open minded. Embraces everyone for their true colors and wishes someone would do the same for them. A big lover for beautiful scenery and happy moments. Forgetful of many things. Sad and to themselves. Stuck in their minds. Blissful In a way. Oh what it is to be human.

I am evangelisa

Evangelisa is what I am

Evangelisa by Burgerbuns November 23, 2021