EA is a video game company with 3 missions
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
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2) To download 99% of EA gaming content, pay $999.99
2) To download 99% of EA gaming content, pay $999.99
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