EA Sports

"Hey man, you want to play football"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
by Spaghetti Stevo January 23, 2020
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ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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EA Bitch

An EA bitch is a person who accociates themsleves with the disgusting company known as EA. They will often hide the fact that they’re associated with the company but the truth reveals itself when you play Fifa against an EA bitch, as an EA bitch will get rebound goals, poor refereeing, goals in the 45th or 90th minute and also the new “accelerator secret ea bitch” glitch.

Stay away from EA bitches and report them immediately.
Oh that guy is such an EA bitch!
by The Original Evil October 22, 2018
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EA-girl

Oh, you are paid for sex? Well then you're an EA-girl.
by EA-girlsforlife November 15, 2021
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EA Ninjas

they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.
EA Ninjas are like Nintendo ninjas but scarier
by Evilwevil04 July 29, 2021
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EA Swap

Or the Electronic Arts Swap. Electronic Arts counter to the Nintendo Switch. To obtain the console itself, you must buy various real life lootboxes to "unlock" the parts of the console such as the screen and controllers(the instructions to assemble the console itself are also obtainable via lootboxes). After assembling the console, the menu of the console is unlockable through a US$20 "Season Pass" Friend list and online play are also obtainable via another US$30 "Best Value Pass" It also comes with a Wall Street Analyst's opinion on why you should have paid more for the DLC passes in order to finance their sorry asses. Star Wars Battlefront 2 is the only game currently avaliable on the console. Changing between home and portable console is also exclusive to "Premium Members".
Nice! I just got the screen from the lootbox for my EA Swap! Now to open 50 more to get the controllers, buttons, instruction manual.
by Rems Husband March 11, 2018
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Arturo EA

Arturo is a small mexican who has no luck with girls and has not gotten any play for a entire year and fumbles every girl he has tried to get with.
you just pulled a arturo ea you fumbled the bag and u look like a skinny bitch
by danny2k_18 April 23, 2024
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