Greggs Dummy

A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.

Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.

Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.

by BuckT March 2, 2022

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Stupid Dummy

A term used to describe something that is so unbelievable(in an extraordinarily good way) that you can’t wrap your mind around it.

*girl with phenomenal ass walks by*
Guys thought in his head: “that girl stupid dummy slim thicc”

by CJC728 November 26, 2021

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dummy juice

in the bay it means the jose cuervo, the drink

yo lets get some dummy juice so we can get hyphy

by thizz12345 August 15, 2006

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[dummy mission]

the act of going about solo or with friends
aimlessly until something to do is found.

"there has to be a party somewhere, trust me"

"jus drop me off man we been on a dummy mission for 2 hours"

by dee beee January 24, 2009

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educated dummy

1: A person who has learned how to argue without ever having learned how to think. Often a casualty of the US education system.

2: A run-of-the-mill dummy who, through repeated beatings in online debate, has learned to craft his comments in such a way that they cannot be easily dismissed as ignorant nonsense, without ever having examined the irrationality at the heart of his stupidity, and after much practice has become an educated dummy.

"You are woefully misinformed. Perhaps, if you had read this irrelevent book, and therefore educated yourself, you would see that I am correct, even though I have made no valid points whatsoever, because I am an educated dummy."

by Mister Joshua July 16, 2008

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