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douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers
Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag
by Rufus December 4, 2014
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douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.
The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)
by opinion_ November 9, 2016
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Douchebag

Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.
@conner is such a douchebag
by Noname September 21, 2016
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Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.
Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.
by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021
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douchebag

1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.
Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by Your monther August 9, 2015
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