DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

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~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

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a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.

that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.

by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015

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a stupid, mean, or obnoxious person.

that guy can be a real douchebag

by killajem6000 March 26, 2017

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Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys

The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum

by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017

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