Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Disappointment

An appointment to roast and diss each other without limits.

He has a disappointment with John, he's going to die so bad!

by Disappointment69 October 28, 2017

Disappointment

Oliver John Robinson

Look in the mirror, you're a disappointment

by mymilkshake98 June 3, 2017

Disappointment

You.

Disappointment is looking in the mirror.

by thepotatooffire November 8, 2017

disappointment

What you call your child

Son: “Hi Dad”
Dad: “Fuck off you disappointment”

by Pringles container March 8, 2018

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 14, 2016

Disappointment

JAMES GORDON

Look what a disappointment you've become Bruce Wayne

by Nygmobblepot_obsessed January 24, 2017