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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
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designated dancer

Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone
I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010
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designer woman

No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.

A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.

To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.

The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.

Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
mugGet the designer womanmug.

Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
by cuul boy April 27, 2010
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Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home
Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night
by rexero December 11, 2007
mugGet the Designated Drunkmug.

Designated Driver

The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight
Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*

Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food

-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018
mugGet the Designated Drivermug.

designer jeans

A 90’s term to describe an expensive pair of jeans. Term still used be middle aged adults.
Like oh my god are those designer jeans?

Yes they are Calvin Klein jeans!
by 90’s Kid May 3, 2018
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