snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019

Delusional

Flight Reacts

Flightreacts is better than steph curry which is delusional

by ftc flight team stand up January 30, 2020

Delusional

One who believes a falsehood despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who creates drama and then points fingers at others, e.g. BatBro

BatBro is delusional if he thinks the Batmobile is safe for small children.

by FuzzyUrchin April 9, 2020

Delusional

Remus

give me time, I'll be ready - words of a delusional 'depressed' kid

by Reikolaah April 16, 2020

Attainability delusion

When a streamer's audience (usually male) fool themselves into thinking the streamer (usually female) can be attained for a relationship as long as she is single. This delusion is shattered when she reveals she is in a relationship, which, consequently, leads to indignant backlash by the horde of disappointed men.

Streamer: I have a boyfriend, guys!
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*

by Carnivorous Pencil March 10, 2020

Delusion

A perfume advertised by Jinkx Monsoon on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.

For the girl who lives above her means.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.

by universeofrage April 30, 2020

Suspendisse Delusion

An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.

This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.

Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?

Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...

Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.

by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020