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Morgan Vasseur.
guys he double snapped me im not delusional
by littysavage123 January 19, 2024
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
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Delusional

a bitch who trust crystals more than reality
that bitch is completely delusional, the crystals told her everything before we did.
by marthaspeaks April 23, 2021
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Delusional

Someone that is called Olychukwu or oly for short
You are so Oly meaning you are so delusional
by Keayph February 12, 2023
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Delusional dally

delusional dally (verb, informal, sarcastic)
1. To make bold or baseless claims in an argument, only to retreat, deflect, or vanish once confronted with facts.
• “He started ranting about flat earth theories, but the moment I showed him photos from space, he pulled a delusional dally.”
2. To waste time in debate by clinging to false beliefs without genuine intent to engage or defend them.

3. Can be recognized as a “social dance move” - “He hit the delusional dally — step one: make a wild claim, step two: dodge the facts, step three: disappear like it never happened.”
1. “Careful, he’s about to hit the Delusional Dally — watch for the insult before the exit.”

2. “Go ahead, hit your Delusional Dally, I’ll wait.”

3. “This is where you throw the insult and vanish, right? Classic Delusional Dally.”

5. “I see the Bold Step, the Spin is coming… wanna skip straight to the Delusional Dally exit?”

6. “You’re not debating, you’re dancing — straight into a Delusional Dally.”
by Baldswrthbeardington October 2, 2025
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Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.
“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
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