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Get the orgasm delay mug.Hym "I mean, it takes as long as it takes. My starting point is literally 'Hell' and the amount of time I plan on spending on this is literally 'forever.' Don't delay yourself into an early grave."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
Get the Delay mug.The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.
Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
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Get the 2 hour delay mug.The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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