Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.
Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 12, 2011
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orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.
We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!
by prettyprincessthecumslut July 03, 2023
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The MB Delay

When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.

Please also see: mike+brown+task
"I sent an email last week to Rep@TechSupport.com and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.
by TheOnlyICPrincess September 03, 2009
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Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.
by killerbee4747 March 07, 2016
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Doom Loop Delay

Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...

Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?

Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.
by April 05, 2022
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Delayed Rizz

When you are a little ugly, but you look better after some time.
"Yo bro, your girl is kinda ugly" ... "Nah, man you just needa wait a little, she got that delayed rizz"
by Azamael February 22, 2023
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