Defensitive 

Defensitive, an adjective, is used to describe someone who is being both defensive, AND sensitive.

Anthony: I don't think this was your best work.
Charlotte: Well... you don't ever give me credit for what I do... and ...
Anthony: Char... don't be so defensitive... I'm just being honest.

Defensitive by AnthonySofine July 29, 2011

The Kevin Spacey defense 

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

The Kevin Spacey defense by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

Fag Defense by JeffYes March 4, 2009

the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

the chewbacca defense by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Department of Defense 

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

Department of Defense by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

Prius defense 

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.

I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.

Prius defense by Enestate March 17, 2010

defensivitivity 

This word has no definition because it is not actually a word.

Jon: Mr. defensivitivity over there.
Dan: That's not even close to being a word.

defensivitivity by Sex_Panther October 16, 2008