Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023
by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023
A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.
Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh
by TerribleDrip996 September 09, 2021
To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 11, 2010
Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late
Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 02, 2025
The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025