Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

X-box deaf

Cant hear anything while playing the X-box, he is x-box deaf

He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf

by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

TONE DEAF

A condition where a human thinks KISS (band) sounds good.

Rob: kiss is a great band
Colton: Rob, you are a tone deaf. Please get help.

by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022

Tone Deaf

A condition where a person thinks kiss(band) sounds good.

Rob: Kiss is a good band. I like their sounds.

Colton: Omg shut up Rob you are Tone Deaf. Nickelback is #1.

by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022