Dave

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

by RapperJorge June 12, 2019

Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022

Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017

Dave

Dave is the worst barber in New Jersey. Generally he is used to punish kids with horrible haircuts.

My son bought v-bucks on my credit card so I took him to Dave for punishment.

by King dedede Discord server August 3, 2022

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009

dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.

Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.

by BroughtLunchToday September 2, 2010

dave

a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves

pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard”

by cooldude12456 May 4, 2020