Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 10, 2023

Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023

Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin

amazing person; chief yassifier; good at drawing; smart; nice to everyone; role model; Mr. Win; W man

"Did you see the game last night?"

- "No, I was too busy watching Darwin yassify Killua from HxH. It was a really great experience, you shoulda been there."

by Boutine January 9, 2022

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

darwin kush

A type of marijuana grown in vermont. Has the pot-tential to put you in an imaginative state.

Pass the jar of Darwin Kush..light da damn Darwin Kush already!

by marijuana, pot, weed, ganga October 18, 2015

darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution

Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.

by thedudefromthetown August 19, 2015