daftboot

(verb)
Pronunciation: /dæftbu:t/

to projectile vomit with an arc of spray greater than 2 radians.

The word is a portmanteau of Daft Punk and boot, and refers to especially epic vomit spectacles that mimic Daft Punk's live performances in their grandeur of display. Similarities may be found between the spread of the laser lights and the spread of chunks throughout the area that has been daftbooted upon.

Sayre was so wasted! She daftbooted all over the middle stall in the bathroom!

Don't drink too much or you will daftboot.

by LairdG January 5, 2009

dafthead

Anyone called Dave or David who also happens to be lacking in common sense.

'Dafthead I don't think riding your bike blindfolded down that cliff with a firework in a glass bottle taped to your head is such a great idea'

by Vore February 16, 2003

Daftee

A 'Daftee' is an insult aimed at them who are not in the team. Often used by people who go by the name, Brad, Nick or Richard. Also is commonly used as a comeback to the insult 'Dafter'.

Nick - I heard Josh loves Martyn!

Richard - Brad said that, hes a dafter!

Brad - Shut up, you daftee!

by Brads004 August 3, 2011

Daftpina

A Youtube channel who reviews Animation storytime youtubers. He talks at a slow pace, and is friend with a Pufferfish another Youtuber.

Daftpina is my favorite youtuber.

by Eisenhower's grandson April 18, 2019

Daftcunt

A smoking tool used around newcastle upon tyne, consisting of a plastic bottle with 5 strategically placed holes in the bottom, placed inside a larger bottle full of water.

Look some chavs left a Daftcunt behind

by Everblazing October 3, 2009

daftary

instigator

you are such an instigator, daftary!!!!!!!

by yeahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2009

Daftmorrow

A title for the day after tomorrow.

Guy 1: We're going bowling dude.
Guy 2: when?
Guy 1: Daftmorrow dude, get ready.

by obsessiveInsomniac June 13, 2016