shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.

Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018

double creampie

When a girl takes two loads of cum inside her vagina. It makes the vagina look like a creampie doughnut.

I hope that girl we met at the bar last night was on birth control cuz me and Vinno gave her a double creampie.

by Ribber Lover May 7, 2016

Golden Creampie

When a male urinates and ejaculates in the same orifice.

"Did you hook up with Susie last night?"
"Yeah, dude!!!! I gave that hoe a golden creampie."

by xxxBigBootyHoe69xxx August 9, 2016

Strawberry Creampie

A creampie, but when she is on her period.

Damn I just strawberry creampied in her last night and it was bloody.

by Papasito427 October 7, 2020

Creampie C

Someone who drives an Alfa Rameo that they probably bought on finance, often not the most social person. Has the catchphrase 'splendid' upon creampieing.

"oh my god, its Creampie C... 'splendid!"

by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020

baked creampie

Baked Creampie after a male finishes into another person. said person takes a massive bong rip.

"yeah we baked Creampied earlier"

by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022

Danish CreamPie

A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.

Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.

by truthuman July 17, 2021