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cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.
That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.
by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011
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crackensack

n. a quick 5-minute wash in a sink or shower, undertaken by a male, to ensure specific key areas of the body are at their very freshest before meeting up with members of the opposite sex. Can be paired with a titsenpits, or done independently.

Also known as crack'n'sack, crack-n-sack, or crack & sack.
I was running late to meet my girlfriend, so I went with a quick crackensack instead of a full shower.
by McGrobb September 19, 2011
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crackacter

An upgraded version of the already slightly cumbersome-sounding word "character". No reference to drugs, but possible connotations and similarities to the verb, adjective and noun forms of "crack".
This movie has some real crackacters who get things done.
by mattrh August 7, 2015
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crackajack

A litty crush friend. You like this friend but only stay friends. Basically the friend zone but better in a way.
Person 1: I really like her but we’re just super good friends

Person 2: so a crackajack?
by RyanaSucksAtLife January 31, 2019
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Crackalack

Invented by S. Braun who currently lives in Kleve, Germany and is pursuing his degree in International Relations. "Crackalackin" 'kræ-k-a-ĺakïn": a word originally used in powerful movements but also to describe how good/bad smth. is (cursing, loving)
Originally used: you crackalack because it's too comfy( If you can't get up the couch)

"Crackalack, that was jus beyond amazing" instead of oh Shit.
"Are you crackalackin me?" Instead of Kidding.
"Man last night I got crackalacked" last night I got laid/fucked up
by Susu_lou February 1, 2019
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Crackalackin’

A code word used for crack or meth.
Fuck, I need some more crackalackin’ aye
by Thasmurf April 17, 2019
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Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
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