crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.

Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

chappar

Stands for dick head in Kannada. Similar to dabba-nan-magane.

Oftenly used as an addressal to close friends.

Chappar nan magane, hengo ideya

by nitboss March 10, 2005

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009