Counterproductive

When the ex snaps at me over some bullshit without stopping to think how much I could potentially hurt or help them in the future.

I can't believe that dumbitch would try me like that! How counterproductive is THAT?

by don't you wish you did know September 8, 2011

Count Five

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

by count-five-fan January 15, 2005

Counter Psyche

When you know someone is trying to psyche you in a long drawn out psyche and you go along with it and just before they say psyche, you beat them to it. Also someone must be aware that you are attempting a Counter Psyche.

Person A:*Long Story*
B: Oh yea?
A: Yea, and by the way...
B:Psyche?
A:PSYCHE!
B:Owned...Counter Psyche!

by Lapolla & Van Dyke February 11, 2008

Counter-jack

To steal back your stuff plus the other persons belongings.

Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.

by G2bME February 27, 2010

Counter-played

(KAUn-ter-PLAI-d)
To be hit back with another move of the sort.

"The man counter-played the women's card"
"The bully's attack was counter-played"

by Word Knower December 23, 2012

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!

"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"

by Emilee K. January 22, 2009