beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

Corndog

When someone tends to ruin the moment or says something extremely stupid and you hit them on the bag of their head

You're with your boyfriend and you tell him "You smell so good!" He says, "I just farted babe."
Then he deserves a corndog.

by AlrightWey February 1, 2010

German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)

SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.

by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005

slimy corndog

when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft. and the says mmmm. and then deep throats the shit out of it.

Jenny loves corndogs so she gave her boyfriend his first slimy corndog

by shananana doo doo doo doo July 30, 2009

corndogging

when a large group of people turn to a person and yell: corndog! (also acceptable over text or social networking)

lets go corndogging on some girls, they won't know what him them!

by corndog offical August 2, 2011

Corndog

When your partner goes to the kitchen and gets 3-4 pieces of bread. Then they begin chewing up the bread so it gets nice and moist in their mouth, absorbing all the saliva. After all the bread is nice and moist in one lump sum, your partner proceeds to preform oral sex on you wrapping all the bread around your dick. After you are finished they will leave all the bread on your dick, thus giving it the appearance of a Corndog.

Guy1: "Holy shit man, Jennifer gave me a corndog last night. Hottest thing ever."
Guy2: "Wow, I'm jealous."

by Slap-Happy Mike April 27, 2009

Chilicheese Corndog

When you cum in a girls asswhole and she shits on your dick.

oh that Chilicheese corndog is nasty, but feels so good!

by Kavanaugh, Eddie February 4, 2009