confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 24, 2008

gravponics confusion

a word used to describe the confusion as to why gravponics keeps getting denied as an acceptable word on urbandictionary.com.

The confusion starts when other definitions of words are completely fabricated and some arent even relevant or make sense. Gravponics is simply a portmanteau of 2 words. As fog is to fogponics, gravity is to gravponics. What would be the reason it keeps getting denied? This is the "gravponics confusion" question. Im sure this wont even get accepted even though i see the dumbest things people fabricate on here.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

Sushi confusion

Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll

Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll

by Danz4x September 19, 2016

The Confused Cat

The Cat That Looks Confused In This One Picture

Quinyah: Have you heard of The Confused Cat Yet ?
Macharie: Yes ! The Cat Is So Funny

by followmeeditsbymacharieoninsta November 19, 2019

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019