Committed Relapist

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.

Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist

by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011

Commierific

Adjective- Great Soviet, Communist, Marxist

Lenin was commierific.
Stalin was commierific.

by Cpl. Xorin August 5, 2004

committed friendship

two people who are lowkey dating but do not want to admit it, also known as friends with benefits

My friends Karolina and Michael are in a committed friendship.

by wallsack June 3, 2018

Titty Committee

A female sausage fest.

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."

by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014

Commuter Cup

The unofficial race that takes place between (usually slow and unfit) bicycle commuters on the way too/from work. Also can refer to a road with an abundance of cyclists.

A lot of points on the commuter cup up on offer on main street today.

by joho_b February 3, 2009

computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering

She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.

by cebaby June 20, 2009

Commitment Sex

When neither person in a relationship (boyfriend, girlfriend, etm.) wants to engage in sexual intercourse, but thinks the other wants "it".

commitment sex sucks

by LATNIO-POWER June 6, 2011