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Synapses-Collapses

Synapses-Collapses is what occurs when a person is unable to properly communicate words, usually after a night of heavy partying. The cause of Synapses-Collapses is the synapse between the neurons in the brain do not fire properly, hence causing a collapse in word formulation.
Jeff: Do you have a mack of patches?
Dennis: Do you mean "pack of matches"? Dude, you just had a synapses-collapses.
by Dennis Kearns August 31, 2008
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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
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Collaborative Learning Family

A tight-knit group of learning homies. Founded in 2018, the group developed a close bond because they hated english and couldnt do any work by themselves.
Teacher: Ben, Finn, Sam, Arianne, Mia, and Tessa you have all copied each others work
All: nah miss, it was by the collaborative learning family
Teacher: All good squad
by beckamos September 23, 2018
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collar that dog

A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.

Woa woa collar that dog !
by JParker June 17, 2008
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Collateral Laughage

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.
Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
by Padenormous February 27, 2011
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collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere
Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.
by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015
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Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life
His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
by denab818 June 8, 2016
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