Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

alice cocktail

The act of mixing a chlorine based cleaning product, such as bleach; and an ammonia-based liquid, such as store brand windex or distilled urine; which results in massive amounts of toxic gas. Often done by people being stupid with cleaning products, but also done as a malicious act. Named for Alice the maid in "The Brady Bunch". The term can refer to the concoction as a noun, or the act of making the concoction as a verb.

Karen beat her maid Katie, so Katie whipped up an alice cocktail and trapped Karen in the bathroom with it.

by Queenula. October 11, 2017

Green Cocktail

This is when you roll the most ridiculous blunt:

1/3 Weed
1/3 The Herb
1/3 Salvia

This is the ulitmate high.

Eddie: Yo we smoked that green cocktail and i was so blown.

Frank: Ya dog, i was hallucinating and shit, that was crazy.

by The Bird and Zues January 11, 2010

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

cocktail cherry

when a girl rides cowgirl position but controls a shallow

penetration allowing the mans cock to spring out as

he cums flicking his jizz all over his face!

ema likes a cocktail cherry or 2!

by lousifa April 28, 2013

Poprocks Cocktail

A sexual act consisting of a man's semen being ejaculated onto a person with Poprocks on their skin's surface. This results in a tingling sensation for the receiver of the cocktail. Additionally, there is a celebratory "fireworks" sound that accompanies reaching orgasm.

Yo, last night me and my girl combined our love of candy and sexy time! We made a sweet sweet watermelon flavored Poprocks cocktail! Oh yeah!

by Pop's rocks March 1, 2014

Proper Cocktail

A beverage made for the toppest of producers. You can see whose earned one from a mile away.

Jim: I just had a monster day at work I think I’m in the need for a proper cocktail!

Larry: I second that!

by Breadmaker45688 July 1, 2022