nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013

Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

straight clankin dangerous

Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril

Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies

by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

Dick Clarking

A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.

Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?

by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024

Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.

“Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”

by Bsls March 27, 2026

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026