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Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012
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Charity

Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.
The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people. Of course they were going to keep claiming to be trustworthy, it was to their advantage to do so, that was what kept them in business.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020
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Chaosity

You're so Chaosity!!
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Chasitie

A Chasitie is a ghetto white gurl who do to much and don’t know how to shut up
YOU SO ANNOYING YOU A CHASITIE
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Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
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pseudo-charity

Noun

1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)

2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.

The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.

I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.

2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
by a pseudo nym October 27, 2017
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Chastity Belt

That chastity belt always keeps me out!
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