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Celebrity deposit

When you are bored at a friends house so you sneak off to the kitchen and rub one out and blow ya load into a glass and then hide it back in the cupboard.
Fuck I was bored at old mates house on the weekend so I left him a celebrity deposit.
by Apathydan July 15, 2019
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Celebrity Effect

Feeling a way towards a person ( or celebrity ) because you don’t know how it truly feels. As in, making up a feeling you haven’t felt because you WANT to feel it. So, you force yourself to. It works with lesbian’s comphet, as being drawn towards male celebrities.
“I really thought I liked that guy but it turned out it was just the celebrity effect.”
by Thewrench April 24, 2022
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family celebrity

The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.
Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...

You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.

Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.

You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.
by SpecialistoftheStrange March 29, 2020
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The masked celebrity

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.
John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb
by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019
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New Net Celebrity

"hay"
by Simon Belmont January 20, 2003
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Christian Celebrity

A Christian who over exaggerates pre-Christian experiences (IE: Drug use) in front of other believers to make it seem like they are a much better person now.

For instance saying that you were a drug addict when you smoked weed once to make other believers think you are cool, because you overcame so much.
Yeah, he never even drank. He's just trying to be a Christian celebrity.
by Thepriceofachargedupmocha August 1, 2011
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celebrity

All right, I'm just gonna show what big hypocrites everyone else on this definition are.
Thank you for your useless information. Now, what do you think of Kurt Cobain? Yes, whether you like it or not, Kurt was technically a celebrity. He certainly was rich enough to fit into the "1% controlling 90% of the money" category. Or Mick Jagger? He still is a celebrity. Yes, for every mick there is a paris. Yes, the celbrity-stalking tabloids are incredibly stupid. That's why their average reader has an IQ of 21, but still, think before you post, children.
Lets see, I don't have anything to do, so I'll post a definition of "celebrity" that is identical to 20 other peoples', and then I will b e happy. Yay!
by king of canada September 30, 2006
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