Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.

Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!

by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010

Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

cereal

Exquisite exclamation of serious

Serious: Are you for cereal?

by tootie and caterina April 8, 2005

cerda

Cerda means "dirty" or female Pig.

you are such a cerda

pinche cerda marrana cochina sucia

by Diego Gonzalez Joven June 11, 2006

Cat Butt Cereal

when ones cat licks their ass and then starts drinking the milk out of your cereal bowl. This usually happens when you leave your bowl on the table to get something/go somewhere/do something.

"Would you like a cold bowl of cereal?"
-No i dont want to take a chance on it turning into Cat Butt Cereal.

by Pubert-tea January 16, 2008

Michael Cera

Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.

I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.

Everyone hates him now.

Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:

Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

by relates345034869345834958 August 23, 2010

Cereal Box

When a girl thinks they have no curves or that they aren’t thick and are flat every where meaning they think they have no booty or boobs or both

Alex: Damn girl I’m a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box

by Alexa_456987 December 2, 2018