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Caphogeny

Pronounced - ka-fodge-eny
A phalanx of tasks or duties coming at you all at once.
A disorganized load of items to sort and put away.
Anything happening in rapid succession so as to distract you from completing your objective, meeting your goal, or getting done with/at work on time.
"I wanted to get home for supper but the boss threw a caphogeny of stuff at me that he wanted done pronto."

"We started to unload the truck but every item was loaded in a mixed caphogeny and it took us four an a half hours to get it sorted out and finished."

"I got to work and was met with a caphogeny of stuff coming at me."
by spacetrucker April 12, 2008
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camtool

a tool affilited with cambridge university. this brand of tool is distinguished by the fact that they are wanky and pretentious and annoying yet still really useless.

the name is derrived from an academic forum called camtools. the term encapsulates everything that is wrong with cambridge students.
J: Oh, how do I find out when we have classes? oh and could you do my maths homework for me please?

M: Pft, your such a camtool.
by tiggatheo March 4, 2009
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Capio

An amazing cool looking dog usually half pit half chocolate lab(:.
Capio
by Austin Ledbetter November 7, 2011
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capoholic

a person in a chatroom or forum that only uses CAPS.
Some consider it a form of yelling.
The person using only caps is addicted to typing in all caps.
HELLO CHATROOM
I AM A CAPOHOLIC
by knkie April 30, 2014
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Cantor

To date a close friend of someone who you have recently Friendzoned
Alexa Cantored Max right before Prom! Now she's going with Jake and he's been left in the dreaded Friendzone
by MailboxMan700 May 23, 2016
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Capodieci

Man those Capodieci's are the coolest. Don't mess with them.
by justplutoh February 21, 2019
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capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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