cake

'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.

"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"

by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009

Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.

Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"

by stokedfish September 24, 2006

Cake

A codeword for making-out.

I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?

by beforelater November 8, 2004

Cake

A tasty treat.

Do not buy cake from mand z bakery.

by Barbracakehater January 25, 2015

A cake

Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos

I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.

by Shly July 14, 2020

cake

Soft and moist.

yo, you are acting very cake.

by cdg407 November 13, 2015

Cakes

1. A big booty
2. Some poor kids nickname

1. She got cakes!
2. Sup, cakes!

by Yungmonay December 11, 2014