"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
by DD303 August 9, 2016
Get the turd burglarmug. "Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
Get the Turd Burglarmug. "dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
Get the Turd burglarmug. Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
Get the Turd Burglarmug. 1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
Get the shirt burglarmug. A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
by Bishnuu October 11, 2022
Get the Jerk-Burglarmug.