A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 06, 2020
"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?
by MudJones November 26, 2013
When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.
by Strangeflavoredquark August 04, 2019
"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
by DD303 March 07, 2016
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018