paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Botting

Usually a male who claims to be morally superior but cheats on their partner with multiple harlots whilst committing other minor sins along the way.

Person A: Did you hear about George?
Person B: Yer i know right, such a Botting!

by LogitechSpeakers March 3, 2012

Bronting

Verb. To date twins at the same time.

I met twins last night, I like them both so I'm considering bronting.

by Bronte, Twin Dater October 27, 2012

brothing

Trying to breath while your brother is choking you to death.

I was brothing to try to live

by The Maluma November 14, 2019

head boating

When a guy take's the back of his head and puts it in between a pair of nice boobs and shakes it back and forth!

Mike leaned back and found him head boating in between Danielle's boobs for no apparent reason accept for the fact that jam house 3 accepted this behavior!

by M/G May 31, 2014

Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion

I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them

by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021