brayden

A hot guy who thinks he’s cool but looks like he has sex everyday. he checks girls out 24/7 and send nudes all the time. goes for girls that aren’t cute but have a big ass.

brayden plays baseball.

by elmo is red March 6, 2019

Braydon

A loyal sweet and athletic man. If you find one keep him! He is so kind and put others before himself.

He will help you whenever Braydon is the best!

by Cortney Bamer November 18, 2019

Brayden

A man with an extremely large forehead often mistaken for a large egg on a wall named Humpty Dumpty.

Person 1: What's that over there on the wall?
Person 2: I think it's Humpty Dumpty

Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
🥚🍳

by Jessiiee1993 October 22, 2017

Brayden

Someone who is part of the LQBTQ community, in his free time he enjoys to anally fist people and lick gay men’s anuses

“Yo I’m about to get Braydens BBC”

by Bob tou January 10, 2019

Brayden

He loves weed but only good weed and he is cool

... A person names Brayden

by JackAvery_s.wife September 26, 2018

Brayden

Actually just a genuine piece of shit. No real good qualities in the slightest and a MASSIVE sexual predator.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.

1. Jason: "Bro check out that fuckwit over there trying to snatch that absolute 2/10."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"

2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."

by fuckoffbrayden May 24, 2018

Braydon

A faggot buttface that likes boys

Braydon likes boys

by Braydon LOVES boys March 7, 2019