Braden Laubie

Braden laubies are dweebs. Kindve annoying kids that think it’s acceptable to wear a white belt with black pants and eat way too many animal crackers. All of them are red heads and have chicken legs. They also say terrible things about deceased grandmothers/dogs. They come off extremely gay and normally that proves to be true, but their sortve smart I guess.

Uh, stop being a Braden laubie. That kid-no. That’s why you built like Braden laubie.

by Braden Laubie October 23, 2019

Braden Peel

Sexiest man alive shabooyahhhh

Omg did you see that braden peel edit?????

by Chedda Getta May 24, 2023

Braden

A dumbass and is a sped

Do you know Braden?
Yeah, he’s a sped and a dumbass

by McKenna Brady October 23, 2018

braden

this guy is the most caring, lighthearted guy you could ever meet, every braden you meet will fall in love with every partner he has. he puts everyone first and cares strongly for his parents. (all while being incredibly adorable)

girl one: omg he’s so nice!! i kinda wanna ask him out!
girl two: omg, he’s a braden so you should definitely go for it!!

by source_trustmebro_ May 21, 2022

Braden

One sexy ass motherfucker

Braden is one sexy ass motherfucker

by welchies September 26, 2021

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Braden

The class dumbass. Usually is annoying and unhelpful. When you ask him for help he will just annoy you and be completely useless.

Joshua: Hey Braden, can I get some help on this assignment
Braden: NO U
Joshua; *looks at Braden in absolute disgust*

by urabaddie June 23, 2019