When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
by synergie August 18, 2023
Get the Brazilian attitudemug. A new poetic form, derived from the classical sonnet's 14 lines, that presents these in stanzas of 5, 4, 3 and 2 lines, not necessarily in this order. On occasion, the author chooses to have an extra 1-line stanza
So called for the nationality of the first author to use it.
So called for the nationality of the first author to use it.
The Brazilian Sonnet is a new poetic form.
On a Dark Starless Evening
I find it hard to believe
that we are here, a thumbed breed
when once there was not a name
without a process ingrained
other than thoughts from a being.
Even if a mighty one,
since there is science, there's some
processes that take their place
for minds have them been seeing
It does not say a whole lot
about if there is a god
for it might be agreeing
Yet some would say scientists
must have magic'lly congiened
on a dark, starless evening.
On a Dark Starless Evening
I find it hard to believe
that we are here, a thumbed breed
when once there was not a name
without a process ingrained
other than thoughts from a being.
Even if a mighty one,
since there is science, there's some
processes that take their place
for minds have them been seeing
It does not say a whole lot
about if there is a god
for it might be agreeing
Yet some would say scientists
must have magic'lly congiened
on a dark, starless evening.
by bunytou May 8, 2011
Get the Brazilian Sonnetmug. by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016
Get the Brazilian rubbermug. The cowgirl is a sex position where the girl is on top of the guy, fucking him while jumping on his penis
by Linden l leany September 1, 2019
Get the brazilian cowgirlmug. When a Brazilian female ensnares a young, naïve male in her metaphorical web, which inevitably leads to the male ending up robbed, stabbed and naked in a ditch somewhere.
She uses different methods to ensure this process, most common however, is when the female uses the promise of nuts to her advantage.
She uses different methods to ensure this process, most common however, is when the female uses the promise of nuts to her advantage.
by SlimboJimbo July 27, 2018
Get the The Brazilian Switcheroomug. by DouchebagDavis June 28, 2017
Get the Sweaty Brazilianmug. This right here, Ladies and Gentlemen is the definition of a literal piece of trash who smells like doodoo and is shit at R6 and Fortnite. In particular, this type of scum might make many bets with you. Whatever you do, take the bet. This scum always loses bets. And that right there is a Brazilian Scum
by Dadda? March 21, 2022
Get the Brazilian Scummug.