To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.
Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.
by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015
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Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom
Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
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"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
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