Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

by klayzee February 21, 2008

Barrel Bumper

A derogatory term used for sailors, as it is a reference to how lonely, desperate seamen would carve holes into barrels to have sex with in lieu of a woman aboard the ship.

Man 1: Man I've been at sea for ages.
Man 2: So you're a barrel bumper then eh?

by Chadd De Las Casas May 8, 2008

pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

doughnut bumper

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.

That chic's a doughnut bumper!

by eliz21 November 8, 2006

donut bumper

A lesbian. See "carpet muncher," "tuna taco gourmet," or "dyke."

No wonder that chick wouldn't give me any play. I found out that she's a donut bumper.

by Sprocket the Dog October 4, 2003

taco bumper

lesbian, dyke, a woman loving woman

ellen degeneres is a total taco bumper

by julsinthebox May 1, 2005