blinding stupidity

Brawl Hall

Your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...

by _ June 2, 2004

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

blind roballo

Inseparable surprise element which incessantly and irrationally search for the heat through the predator's vision. The Blind Roballo has no fear when it comes to discovering new caves.

Call the teacher, hold the peruks and follow the brise searching irrationality for the heat listening to the blind roballo's will!

by Joamir M. Romiti Alves January 9, 2009

blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Blind Romping

Going on a blind date with the intent of taking an anal virginity.

Hey did you hear that Corbin tried to pull a Blind Romping on that broad in our economics class ?

by DonB March 14, 2015

Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

by Katyv May 15, 2015

Blind optimism

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020